Fire your CTO.

A falsifiable thesis: agent-hostile e-commerce companies are shorts.

Fire Your CTO scores 17 e-commerce sites on agent readiness using the Agent Interaction Hierarchy (AIH) — a 0-100 scale measuring how friction-free each site is for AI agents. We run a simulated $1M long/short portfolio, going long on agent-friendly sites and short on hostile ones. This is a research tool, not investment advice.

Portfolio Performance

1D 0.29%MTD 0.20%YTD 7.78%
Last rebalance: 2026-09-19Last value update: Sep 19, 07:00

This is a simulation, not investment advice.

Current Positions

Active holdings in the simulated portfolio, sorted by weight.

TickerDirNorm.σAvg. EntryOpenHighLowCloseWeightP&L
SHOPLONG74+2.4σ$129.1877$128.61$129.40$126.83$128.507.76%
−$448
−0.53%
Direction
LONG
Shares
651
Avg. Entry
$129.1877
Current
$128.50
Market Value
$83,654
Weight
7.76%
P&L
−$448−0.53%
Score
74
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BABALONG72+2.2σ$149.9336$110.99$113.77$110.86$113.246.51%
−$22,750
−24.47%
Direction
LONG
Shares
620
Avg. Entry
$149.9336
Current
$113.24
Market Value
$70,209
Weight
6.51%
P&L
−$22,750−24.47%
Score
72
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WSHORT47-0.3σ$106.5600$103.40$103.73$100.34$102.464.59%
$1,980
+3.85%
Direction
SHORT
Shares
483
Avg. Entry
$106.5600
Current
$102.46
Market Value
$49,488
Weight
4.59%
P&L
$1,980+3.85%
Score
47
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ETSYSHORT47-0.3σ$61.2983$72.75$73.47$72.27$72.604.03%
−$6,770
−18.44%
Direction
SHORT
Shares
599
Avg. Entry
$61.2983
Current
$72.60
Market Value
$43,487
Weight
4.03%
P&L
−$6,770−18.44%
Score
47
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TDUPSHORT46-0.4σ$6.0700$2.39$2.49$2.36$2.483.65%
$56,970
+59.14%
Direction
SHORT
Shares
15,869
Avg. Entry
$6.0700
Current
$2.48
Market Value
$39,355
Weight
3.65%
P&L
$56,970+59.14%
Score
46
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CVNASHORT47-0.3σ$400.2500$65.94$66.57$64.75$65.113.45%
$191,365
+83.73%
Direction
SHORT
Shares
571
Avg. Entry
$400.2500
Current
$65.11
Market Value
$37,178
Weight
3.45%
P&L
$191,365+83.73%
Score
47
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TGTSHORT59+0.9σ$127.9801$159.81$159.82$157.13$158.193.30%
$6,797
+23.61%
Direction
SHORT
Shares
225
Avg. Entry
$127.9801
Current
$158.19
Market Value
$35,593
Weight
3.30%
P&L
$6,797+23.61%
Score
59
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WIXSHORT53+0.3σ$100.9700$80.16$81.92$77.84$78.493.07%
$9,487
+22.26%
Direction
SHORT
Shares
422
Avg. Entry
$100.9700
Current
$78.49
Market Value
$33,123
Weight
3.07%
P&L
$9,487+22.26%
Score
53
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NKESHORT47-0.3σ$63.2800$36.27$36.68$35.50$35.512.68%
$22,605
+43.88%
Direction
SHORT
Shares
814
Avg. Entry
$63.2800
Current
$35.51
Market Value
$28,905
Weight
2.68%
P&L
$22,605+43.88%
Score
47
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WMTSHORT53+0.3σ$118.1608$106.57$107.71$106.53$106.731.88%
$2,172
+9.67%
Direction
SHORT
Shares
190
Avg. Entry
$118.1608
Current
$106.73
Market Value
$20,279
Weight
1.88%
P&L
$2,172+9.67%
Score
53
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